July 15, 2010

L’Officiel Umamimart Whore Teacup

by Kayoko

Whore Teacup

I was checking up on the backend of Umamimart the other day, and noticed something peculiar– someone had landed on this here blog by Googling the keyword phrase, “whore teacup.”

After a little Googling myself, I came to find that Lady Gaga had posted a naked photo of herself on Twitter with a teacup that had the word “whore” written on it.

I ain’t no Gaga, but I do LOVE the fact that someone got to Umamimart by searching for LadyG, and her cute little cup that everyone is making such big fuss about.

So as not to disappoint all you “whore teacup” Googlers, I present to you, my (war)Whore Teacup.

Umamimart Whore Teacup

Trust me, I contemplated posting a naked picture of myself in the dark, with my face painted like a drag queen, while holding my Warhol cup with perfectly manicured fingers. That totally would have been awesome, right? But… that’s just too much work! It must be so exhausting to be Lady Gaga. PROPS!

And let’s be real- Warhol invented Gaga. We miss you, Andy.

PS- People seriously land on Umamimart by Googling the most bizarre phrases. “Tofu porn” is a mucho popular one. What magic can you create with tofu, Lady Gaga???

One Comment

  • Posted December 12, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    The cute little tea cup that Lady Gaga has was made by me. If you would like to purchase the real and original one you only have to contact me.

    Thank you.

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