Sake Gumi
My Meatless Monday:

Breakfast: Cereal and a banana.

Lunch: Cold udon noodles and sauteed onions and mushrooms.

6pm: I head to the Oakland airport where I gotta pick up Stacy.
Driving down the 880, shit I need to pee. Drive for 20 minutes.
Oh, there's an In-n-Out! Cleanest bathroom off the highway!
Brake, cut off car in the next lane, skid towards the exit.

I really did just come in to use the loo... but you can guess what comes next:

The Meatless Monday gods are punishing me right now with hardcore heartburn. Shoulda listened to Paystyle all along. Hope ya'll did better than I did. I'll try again next Monday!


  • OMG, I love your post, it’s hilarious.

    Well, I read this on the news stands in Copenhagen the other week and though I’d share to make you feel better about your unsuccessful Meatless Monday.

    Gotta love the British.

    yoko on

  • I like your style, Kakabori!!!

    Hamamama on

  • HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Here’s what I had:

    Breakfast: Oatmeal w/honey (so far so good)

    Lunch: Grilled chicken tacos

    Dinner: Massive cheeseburger and super hot buffalo wings (which my ass is paying for today) from Bonnie’s Grill in Brooklyn.


    Paystyle on

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