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My Meatless Monday:

Breakfast: Cereal and a banana.

Lunch: Cold udon noodles and sauteed onions and mushrooms.

6pm: I head to the Oakland airport where I gotta pick up Stacy.
Driving down the 880, shit I need to pee. Drive for 20 minutes.
Oh, there's an In-n-Out! Cleanest bathroom off the highway!
Brake, cut off car in the next lane, skid towards the exit.


I really did just come in to use the loo... but you can guess what comes next:


The Meatless Monday gods are punishing me right now with hardcore heartburn. Shoulda listened to Paystyle all along. Hope ya'll did better than I did. I'll try again next Monday!
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3 comments

  • OMG, I love your post, it’s hilarious.

    Well, I read this on the news stands in Copenhagen the other week and though I’d share to make you feel better about your unsuccessful Meatless Monday.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/giles_coren/article6031230.ece

    Gotta love the British.

    yoko on

  • I like your style, Kakabori!!!

    Hamamama on

  • HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Here’s what I had:

    Breakfast: Oatmeal w/honey (so far so good)

    Lunch: Grilled chicken tacos

    Dinner: Massive cheeseburger and super hot buffalo wings (which my ass is paying for today) from Bonnie’s Grill in Brooklyn.

    EPIC SUCCESS!

    Paystyle on

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