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Postcards from Japan, III: OYSTERS

OYSTER SEASON IS HERE! Best time of the year to be ALIVE. My friend Maho and I went to an oyster bar "happy hour" in Nishiazabu, Tokyo- although whatever they were still pricey as hell. I could kick myself for losing my notes on where these darlings came from. Yoko thinks most likely from down south, like Shizuoka and Kumamoto. I remember these were quite large and milky.

Don't these just look like sparkly, bedazzled, bulbous pieces of fleshy vagina?? If you don't think so, go take a look at one, STAT! Yes, even you, Yamahomo.


  • I've tried it and I must say vagina's good!

    Paystyle on

  • Anders, don't knock it till you try it, sweetheart.

    kayoko on

  • So, THAT'S what a so called 'vagina' looks like… Grey, slimey and ice cold. How you can fit a g-string around those rugged shells I do not get though…

    I'll have a George Clooney, please.

    Anders on

  • Pay, thanks you for the HETEROSEXUAL BACKUP.

    Yama, I knew some vagina talk would resurrect you. Where you at?? I MISS YOU.

    And please, you're obsessed with boobies, why not vaginas too? Um, I mean oysters.

    kayoko on

  • Please do not involve me in any vagina related conversation. This is exactly why I can't go near women, I mean oyster. The smell, the shape, the color, all GROSS!!!!

    Yamahomo on

  • OMG

    Yamahomo on

  • Boobies are cute and fun to touch. Vagina is not pretty to look at, nor to touch. It gives me chill..

    Yamahomo on

  • Tomo- You MUST get a replica of your vayjay made into a necklace. Dude, I say we all should. VAYJAY NECKLACES ALL AROUND.

    How Billy Bob/Angelina is this shit???

    kayoko on

  • Ummmm, did I just sign on to a porn site or am I on umamimart. PS Vay-Jay necklaces are the new black.

    tomotron on


    Perfect wedding gift idea…

    kayoko on

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