Japanify: Shrimp Avocado Salad with Kewpie-Wasabi Dressing (Octopus FAIL)

July 29, 2010Yoko Kumano
DSCN2390_s This was originally supposed to read "Octopus, Shrimp Avocado Salad with Kewpie-Wasabi Dressing," but the octopus part did not happen. After reading a recent string of octopus posts on Umamimart including Tokyo JUNKtion: Corpse Candy, ¡Viva España!, Umamiventure #26: San Pedro Fish Market (LA), ReCPY: Best Octopus(sy) in NYC and Raw Octopus from Tsukiji Market I executed a complete impulse buy at the local Mexican seafood market near my house. I was especially determined to recreate the salad that Yamahomo makes in his Octopus(sy) post. The octopus I bought was a one-pounder and I was really confident that I could handle it despite the fact that I had never prepared an octopus in my life. Boy, was I in for a surprise... When I got home, I reread Yamahomo's post and it cleared up my memory (shabby), and I realized this was going to be much harder than I expected. I proceeded to Youtube some videos on how to prepare octopus and almost barfed a little several times (live octopus preparation in particular). The more and more I became better acquainted with these on-screen octopi, the more I feared looking into my refrigerator to pull my little guy out of his plastic bag (even though he was long dead). I eventually did get him out of the bag, convincing myself that life is worth living for its risks and challenges. Even so, I was thoroughly disgusted and thought about "freezing him for later" twice. DSCN2376_s DSCN2375_s I couldn't bear the thought of turning its head "inside out like a sock" as one online source suggested, so I decided I'd just dump him whole, into the pot with 1 cup of sake, water, half a lemon, about an inch of ginger and a wine bottle cork. DSCN2382_s DSCN2384_s I was really trying to suspend my disgust at this point, and quickly closed the pot with its lid. Half an hour and a really pungently stinky (if the ocean had an armpit it would probably smell like this) apartment later, I uncovered the lid and was semi-pleasantly surprised. PINK! DSCN2386_s Pink is one of the less intimidating colors on the tonal-spectrum, so I chilled out a bit. After cooling him down to room temperature in the liquid, I "fished" him out and placed him on my cutting board. His legs curled outward over and around his head. DSCN2387_s One-by-one, I hacked each leg off. In fear of finding myself face-to-face with this creature, I kept the head parallel to the board. When all eight legs were chopped off, I asked my husband to throw the head out. But to feed my terror, he stood it up and took photos of it. DSCN2388_s TRAUMA. At this point I had lost my appetite so thoroughly (and quite possibly forever for octopus) that I decided he will NOT be making it into tonight's salad. I think it's the baggy eyes that made my stomach turn. To my credit, my husband ate two legs and said they were quite good. I am just so disgusted at this point with octopus that I've placed the remaining legs in a tupperware - and I am sure that I will not be snacking on those. DSCN2391_s And that's the prelude to the actual recipe for this week's post, Shrimp Avocado Salad with Kewpie-Wasabi Dressing. Salad Ingredients: 2 avocados chopped into bite-sized pieces 10 shrimp, steamed and chopped into bite-sized pieces Dressing: 2 tbsp kewpie mayo 1 tbsp tamari 1 tbsp rice vinegar 1 tsp salad oil 1 tsp wasabi a pinch of sugar This salad is heavily inspired by Yamahomo's salad, but I substituted wasabi for mustard and skipped the basil, cucumber and tomato, for a wafu touch. The key here is to pick ripe but slightly firm avocados. I find that mexican supermarkets are excellent for this. DSCN2377_s Additionally, buy shrimps with heads whenever possible. Anything with a head still on it is going to taste a "whole" lot better. Deveining the shrimp is a bit of a pain, but when you eat the final product, you'll appreciate the effort that pays off in both flavor and presentation. DSCN2370_s Steam shrimp whenever possible. It will retain flavor better than boiling. I steamed my shrimp after deveining and but before removing the heads. DSCN2372_s DSCN2378_s I took this salad to a potluck dinner and I was pleased to see it was a hit. I was also very pleased that I made the decision not to add the octopus in there. DSCN2395_s

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Comments (13)

  • I am impressed that you actually got as far as hacking at that octopus. I think I’d have quit long before then.

    Aelia August 19, 2010
  • Thanks Aelia. I am still haunted, to this day, by the image of the octopus, all baggy-eyed and webbed.

    yoko August 24, 2010
  • I grew up eating octopus. I had a friend who owned a charter fishing boat. One day he showed up at my door with a huge, freshly-caught, dripping wet octopus. It was amazing. It immediately went into the pot. I ate it thinly sliced with a bit of soy dipping sauce. Delicious.

    I suggest you start with baby octopus. They’re small so they should be less intimidating to a newbie plus they cook more quickly.

    I also have no qualms about throwing live crabs, crawfish, and lobster into boiling brine. I catch and clean my own fish, shuck my own oysters and clams.

    Don’t give up!

    Chieko Ann July 20, 2015

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