Home › Blog › Culinography › Culinography: The Most Phallic Dish I've Ever Eaten Culinography: The Most Phallic Dish I've Ever Eaten Erin Gleeson on Mar 28, 2011 Right?!? They were, however, some tasty lamb balls. Paired with a crunchy kale chip, this dish was served at the Beard House during a Middle Eastern meal. Photo by Erin Gleeson.